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Fat & Sweets Podcast
Ep.17 "The Road Home: Finding Peace in Solo Travel"
Have you ever needed to disconnect in order to reconnect? After weathering life's storms, we're back with a heartfelt conversation about finding your way through challenges and discovering unexpected clarity when you're alone with your thoughts.
This episode takes you on a journey from Idaho to California as we recount a transformative 13-hour solo road trip to attend a best friend's wedding. There's something profound about those long stretches of highway when it's just you, your thoughts, and the open road. We dive into the difference between being alone and being lonely, and how intentional solitude can become a powerful reset button for your mental state.
Our candid conversation then shifts to a topic many don't discuss openly - feminine hygiene and self-care practices. We break down misconceptions about products, share practical recommendations, and discuss why some traditional advice passed down through generations might need updating. From pH balance to proper products, this segment offers straightforward information delivered with authenticity and humor.
As we wrap up this pre-season finale of Season 2, we reflect on what Memorial Day truly means beyond the barbecues, announce our upcoming return to the East Coast, and leave you with a powerful takeaway: whether it's a trip or just a date with yourself, make time for solitude. It's in those moments alone that you often find the clarity you've been seeking.
Subscribe now and join us as we continue navigating life's complexities with honesty, humor, and heart. Sometimes life gives you a stop sign, not a red light – and we're ready to move forward together.
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Drinking rum and Red Bull. What is happening? Can you shut the production booth door over there please really quick, hopefully that doesn't pick up too loud. Hello, chat this is episode one seven I don't know 17. You got a size 17 back there, b-nob. This is episode one seven. I didn't know Seventeen.
Speaker 2:You got a size seventeen back there, B-Nob. Size seventeen back there, B-Nob. Oh shit, I see what you did there. It just jumped right on in. I like that. I like it right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the deep end.
Speaker 2:I like it.
Speaker 1:You just hopped right in the deep end.
Speaker 2:Oh you, motherfucker, you.
Speaker 1:You're hating.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did the thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I sure did. I wonder if chat will figure out what the thing is. Man swing one of them candies bro.
Speaker 2:Here, I was trying to break bread with you.
Speaker 1:I appreciate that and you took the one that I was hoping you would. I was waiting on you to make a damn decision. Bro you over here trying to decide like oh, it's white chocolate.
Speaker 2:Let that be a lesson to you.
Speaker 1:This is like drinking tea when you wanted a spray. But it's all right, damn it. I thought this was a regular Reese's and, speaking of Reese's, I learned that I was saying it wrong my whole life. I was saying Reese's, but that drink got an apostrophe?
Speaker 2:I definitely thought it was a regular.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, bro. I definitely thought it was a regular.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, bro. That's like.
Speaker 1:It's like when you, you know you try to put a condom back on.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:And it just don't really hit the same, it's still, you know, I mean, it's still solid. This thing is, this thing is going to be good. I got a blown out Reese's.
Speaker 2:It's going to be good, though I ain't going to hold you. White, white chocolate tastes like milk. It's like real milky.
Speaker 1:I don't know what to say. All I know is I'm eating this milky crap. I'm just going to use it because you said it. I'm not satisfied right now.
Speaker 2:You got something else I got some dark chocolate. It's opposite ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 1:I don't want that either, bro. I like the milk chocolate.
Speaker 2:I ate that. Damn it, dog. You didn't see me. I did my little dance. I said because it was good. It was a chocolate truffle, but the dark chocolate hits, though we can split the dark chocolate hits in real life we can split this guy I'm saying but, it don't.
Speaker 1:It's not like it's a niche flavor for me, because I want the regular degular, I want the, I want the Hershey's, maybe a little almond in there, right, the milk chocolate with the almond or All right, Quick little sidebar.
Speaker 2:I kind of enjoy when the almond gets stuck in my teeth. So when I pick it out later it's like you like to save snacks In your?
Speaker 1:It's not it's not the crevices of your teeth for later, intentionally? Or you're just hoping and praying that some of the almonds stay because you don't? You don't suck the chocolate. You suck a popsicle, but you won't suck the chocolate you out here mba young boy biting your chocolate bars no, that sounds crazy, no you don't even take the rap wrong, do you?
Speaker 2:yes, I do shut up. Don't come at me like that. I'm talking about Hershey's chocolate with the almonds in it, or even the M&M's with the peanuts. When you eat them, they get stuck in your teeth and later on we do a little.
Speaker 1:There's a million ways to screw a goat right and you could just let the hard candy and the chocolate melt off and then you have a whole peanut. But you want the rusty plaque. I'm saying like, just think about it, think about when you're not thinking about it. You got that, but there's some, some plaque remnants left after a day's worth of eating. Maybe you want to eat. I'm not hold on. I'm not saying you're off the floor not at all.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying I'm holding on to it all day. I'm just saying like when I'm not thinking about it no more, and then I'm like there's something in my tooth.
Speaker 1:I do okay, so this could be like three minutes elapses, and then you're like okay, it could be.
Speaker 2:And then I'm like, and then it's like ooh, that's good, yeah, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, I'm gonna eat some shit in the morning and then at night I still got that peanut staving in my nose. That's not what I meant. That's diabolical. That's gross.
Speaker 1:Oh, now it is yeah.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine what my breath would be like if I stored snacks in there? Oh chat, it's so good to talk to you, it's been so long, man.
Speaker 1:It's been a while. It has been a while. It's been a long while We've been out here trying to get to y'all. Every time I try to go pulling me back. I just blended some genres. That's the remix, that's some Boy. I guess we should talk about why it's been so difficult to do this. Well, fat Daddy, life is just Boy. That life got hands Whooping that ass. Huh. I've been stung by bees, the whole wasp and Japanese hornet infantry. I've been mauled by bears. I've been final destination with rocks in the lawn as I cut my grass. I've been wrecked out here. I've been rear-ended at a yield sign. I've been just inconvenienced in all the ways. I've been robbed and then rained on during the walk home when you ain't got no shoes but it's glass on the road. I'm metaphorically going crazy right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to say. There's people right now listening like, oh my God, yeah not actually, not actually.
Speaker 1:I've just been going through life's blender and doing so with grace. I got no bones. I'm just out here, bro. I'm a vessel, don't quietly try and drink. You should see the way her lip is over this bottle. It's hovering like a damn flying saucer and she's trying to quietly drink water. Bro. It's cool, just drink water. Are you new here? Just drink my side. Cool, just drink water.
Speaker 2:Ooh stop it. Are you new here? Just drink, my side hurts. Just drink, guys. You talking about how uncouth it is to eat snacks and drink anything?
Speaker 1:I'm not saying throat the thing. I'm saying just you can casually take a sip of the water bottle.
Speaker 2:First of all, you ain't have to put me on blast like that, because I'm trying to no.
Speaker 1:I do this, this johnson family vacation shaking going on over here. Get it together oh my god, you're making me choke moment of silence for the water drink oh, excuse me, that was she drank that like it was communion sunday, she had nothing to drink that was so good.
Speaker 2:y'all know that. That that part in um, what is it? What is it? The movie, the movie with Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes Space Jam. Yeah, damn, listen, my shit was lagging for a minute, but you know the part when they was in the locker room and they had the water bottle. It had the stuff in there, but it was just water, yeah, and the way niggas was drinking it. Anyway, that was the stuff. That water was hitting like that. Just that, just my quick little tidbit. But yes, back to how life been. Spanking that ass. Spanking that ass, ain't that what you like?
Speaker 1:to say marge brown, spanking that ass, spanking that ass. No on everything, robin getting paddled like I'm at a private school out here. No, no, no, sus, no, diddy, no, none of that. But life is definitely diddy in me right now. Oh man, it for sure I'm getting baby oiled out here. The way life is really grinding me up, baby grinding me. This episode, this episode 17,. Right, this is the pre-season finale of season two.
Speaker 2:Pre-season finale.
Speaker 1:Happy Memorial Day.
Speaker 2:Happy Memorial Day.
Speaker 1:Happy, belated Memorial Day by the time you hear this.
Speaker 2:This is true.
Speaker 1:And hopefully y'all had a great day to to pay your respects. Y'all probably have no idea what memorial day is all about, but it ain't about barbecues and shit like that would you care to enlighten us it's about the people who protect you hoes, you buffoons that do whatever you want in life.
Speaker 1:You know we out here getting blended in that way. There's folks deployed in very, very weird undisclosed locations. Currently, as you slop down glizzies and hamburgers and ribs and things like that people are avoiding ieds, improvised explosive devices, taliban members, chinese kamikaze it's just whatever the hell is going on in these places. As you sleep and lay at home, there's somebody who's longing and dreaming to come home and kiss their baby, if they make it home. So it's a memorial day for the folks that lost their life doing that to protect the freedoms that y'all probably don't even know about because you don't read. So pay respects to the people who passed away during during the service, the things that you could probably never do and walk a day in them boots and for some of you who have know that it ain't for the faint of heart and some people do it for 20, 30, some people do it for four.
Speaker 1:Some people barely make it one, but it ain't for everybody. So do your research on memorial day. But that's my experience about memorial day for you baboons out there. That's my new coin phrase because I'm trying to tailor the pod a little bit and not lose subscribers, which we have also done due to our lack of talking to you but baboons uh see, I'm trying to.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to figure out how that's gonna go over.
Speaker 1:What baboons okay, it is better than you know what baboons refers to buffoonery uh, weird activity. And not handling your responsibilities, not giving your best effort, no matter what, not managing your, your controllables, any kind of activity that is uncouth, no decorum, that's what we're calling baboonery. Me, I'm calling it baboonery, but as I move forward through these pods and seasons, you might find something else that you like.
Speaker 1:I think it just works, because all I see is red butt cheeks acting like animals, because it's just what you do. You don't improve or evolve or become better. You become captured and put in a zoo and you just do what people tell you to do. You color inside the lines, you baboon averse, yeah, and that's off the word.
Speaker 2:That's off the top yo, oh, thank you for that, though, because I definitely couldn't.
Speaker 1:Uh, uh, I could have just sped on by that, and then people like calling us monkeys. No bro, this ain't no h&m type activity, bro. See, I'm, I'm not too insensitive. However, uh, in previous episodes, if you can go back, there were a lot of things that I was calling y'all and I think was more couth for the folks that are a little bit too weary about the way I deliver my messages. Ha, I'm going to say baboons, look at that.
Speaker 2:Look at that, that is growth. Look at you, hey man, good for you, it only takes time away.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you got to disconnect or reconnect. You know, good for you all y'all do anyway.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't troubleshoot nothing, y'all just unplug the thing and plug it back in the wall I feel like that take that takes a lot to do because some people would take a step back and like man, fuck what y'all talk about. I'm gonna just say what I want to say anyway, regardless how you know people feel. But I like that.
Speaker 1:It's the it's the evolution of somebody's gonna get their feelings hurt regardless, so I'm gonna put my best foot forward to not ruffle everybody's feathers but, some will still be disheveled birds out here well, well, come on somebody.
Speaker 2:Well, fat daddy, how would you say your weekend's been this memorial weekend?
Speaker 1:uh well, sweets, we didn't do an introduction, but I think y'all know who we are by now and if you don't, please refer to the previous episodes where we said who we are. I think that's kind of lame. Y'all know what y'all here for, but, man, I don't even know where to start. Bro, I feel like mine is going to be a long monologue, so I'm going to let you go first. How was your Memorial Day weekend?
Speaker 2:I mean, mine was quite uneventful, Like I don't have.
Speaker 1:It depends on what you call a vent, for I think that's subjective. It was calm quiet.
Speaker 2:Aside from my child, of course. It's never really quiet around him.
Speaker 1:Think about how many people may not have had a calm weekend. You might be giving them some life.
Speaker 2:That's true For those of y'all that had a chaotic weekend. I'm sorry to hear that it was cool to just have a, she said fuck all. That's not what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1:Everything she said prior does not apply.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying I spent most of the time just kind of, you know, confined, not confined. That sounds terrible. That sounds like in prison, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean it's whatever prison you want it to be no, no, no More. So just what they're getting is you ain't go nowhere didn't go nowhere, and that's okay.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 1:I'm quite the shut-in so that's I wish I had one of them while appreciating my weekend I am quite a shut-in.
Speaker 2:I don't mind, as long as I got some good eats. You know something to watch or something you know I'm cool, I'm gonna sleep a good majority of the time. You ain't missing. I'm low-key, like a sloth A little bit. Let me say something cuter. I'm like a koala. They sleep a lot and they're cute. They also have chlamydia, so I don't want to maybe. All right, I take it back.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to keep. I'm not going to keep, you just dig it on. I'm going to let you keep digging.
Speaker 2:That's your two day. Oh oh, I was like a house cat. That's cute. House cats sleep a lot. You feel me? They lay around, they stretch, they roll around. That's kind of what I did most of the weekend. They walk on counters. No, that's just the undisciplined ones.
Speaker 1:We can't save you. Yeah, there's certain households that that wouldn't rock at they said just let it go, sweets, just let it go, bro. You had yo bro, you had a chill weekend. Don't even make it any worse on yourself yeah, yeah, I'm like wow, that is gonna age. Well, they're gonna be like god man, she's roasting herself I thought about, as I said, each one.
Speaker 2:I was like that is self-awareness, though.
Speaker 1:I mean, some people would just not recognize how that came off and be like oh what, what did you say? I'm going to have to clip that part.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:She's going to be like bro she said what, he didn't say nothing, Nope. Well, that's great.
Speaker 2:I wonder how many people Did you actually know that about koalas? A lot of people probably don't know that.
Speaker 1:Is this factual?
Speaker 2:It's Googleable. I don't think I want to know that, yeah but this is.
Speaker 1:This is some blue pill activity. I am good without knowing it. They're. They're all of a sudden less cute, they're just. They're just cute and disease filled. There's a lot of people might actually be able to relate to that. Now that you said it, you might have just did something. I'm about to start calling these secret, secret std carrying cute people. Yeah, koalas, if that is actual, factual, please, y'all, if you're listening to this, do the research right now because if that's if that is factual and check your sources.
Speaker 1:Check your sources please google it if that is facts, I need somebody to tell me that's facts. And everybody, from this point on, who I know is out here stinging men? They're koalas. Oh my god matter of fact I could, just one of my homies would say it's a zesty apocalypse I love that and I cannot wait until I get him on his pod. But um far as my weekend recap. While y'all research the koalas with chlamydia, please don't do this right now. All right, real quick I.
Speaker 2:I went ahead and did the work for you. I went ahead and googled. It says yes, I'm so sorry. Yeah, no, you know it's cool, I gotta do go ahead, bro.
Speaker 1:They want to know now yes, koalas can have chlamydia.
Speaker 2:Chlamydia, specifically chlamydia picorum, is a significant threat to koala populations in australia, causing blindness, infertility and even death. Experts estimate that between 20 and 90 percent of koalas are infected with chlamydia and it's a major factor in the decline of many wild populations.
Speaker 1:They're killing themselves. Y'all are a bunch of infected zombie koala type. I know there's somebody secretly passing on that sting oh no, and not saying a word. I know it's not like anything crazy. Right, you can. That chlamydia is compatible. However, nah, bro, go through your. That chlamydia is compatible. However, nah, bro, go through your grace period first after you take your meds.
Speaker 2:Y'all need to take your ass to the doctor.
Speaker 1:They're not going to do that.
Speaker 2:And they're not wrapping up.
Speaker 1:Ooh baby, that light gets raw.
Speaker 2:Ain't nobody wrapping up out here.
Speaker 1:So at least take your dose and stop hoeing for five days. I think is what it is.
Speaker 2:That is just, I don't know, For you to be grown out here and out here you know doing what you do and just choosing to not. At least once, it should really be like twice a year, I think.
Speaker 1:Every six months. Yeah, that's what they make us social security numbers do in the corporation that I work for.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like that's that's fair, but I don't know. Y'all too grown to be out here living in ignorance. At least when it comes to that. Don't take the blue pill when it comes to your health like that.
Speaker 1:That's just if y'all don't know, red pill, blue pill we are referring to the Matrix. I realize we may have some people who don't know about the matrix so yeah, just so it doesn't go over your head, we're referring to red pill, conscious, aware, uh, informed blue pill ignorance is bliss yes, we're just gonna keep it simple like that yeah, uh, so we can recap.
Speaker 1:Before I was cop fully I'm so sorry, please continue it was a lot and I'm about to try and damn. Should I summarize? I don't know how to explain. The premise of this is I'm on vacation and it just so happened that it lined up with my best friend. I have an approved female best friend, platonic relationship. You hoes, that existed since the beginning of damn time, probably around 2003, 2004 if I'm aiming correctly and she is a doctor of pharmacy, before you say anything, come through and is married, and that's what I went to do in the beautiful venue of rensmore castle in long beach, california. So congratulations to teela and aaron. Because, god, what an experience.
Speaker 1:I have been to a few weddings. I've been to quite a few funerals, right, because that's the time where negroes get together outside of family, barbecues and whatnot and repasses and whatnot after a funeral. Weddings, right. I hate the societal view on weddings, so I already had disdain about just weddings in general prior to going to this one. This is my best friend, who has been patiently working tirelessly at this degree, working in her field with someone else right by her side doing the exact same, and then they came together equally, equally, same page, same line, same word, parallel, and then they decided to intersect when the time is right, counseled, prior, spiritually foundational, everything in between. No children, no drama, no, nothing, just hard work, dedication, core values and faith. And then they brought it together all the details, the aesthetics, the communication, the website. Zolacom is fantastic. If you didn't know, if you want to put together and plan a wedding, zolacom will help you. Shameless plug and it became a reunion of the best friends who have never separated and have been alongside everybody's pad chair and a root in each other on. It's like the healthiest relationship you could ever imagine.
Speaker 1:Not saying that there was never conflict, but how we resolved that conflict is what lasted the test of time. And we came all together in our various careers and our various family situations and we talked business, financial literacy. How good it was to see each other, how we're together in all one place for the first time in over 20 years. Yes, a nigga is old, and that's okay, because with age comes wisdom, or it should, and in this case that is actually applied.
Speaker 1:Boy, did we all look good. We would call it casket sharp, but since we're not speaking that over ourselves, we look like we was somebody. All right, all of us from the the pre-wedding rehearsal dinner hangout vibe before the ceremony because they absolutely prioritize the wedding being about man and woman becoming one flesh, and that's what that was about very quick ceremony, to the point, very, very emotionally driven, as far as how we felt, just watching how they interact and mingle with one another and the only eyes that were on each other was theirs. That's how it's supposed to go, and the weather was fire about 78 and, like I said, longwood, california that's beautiful, not too?
Speaker 1:far from compton and Inglewood and just all the areas of LA. So, as a creator, being in that space around the Hollywood Boulevard and Crenshaw and Slauson and trying Fat Burger and just being out there where the SZA and Kendrick concert was going on, it was just a whole weekend of a whole bunch of experiences. And boy I drove 13 hours from Idaho to Los Angeles, california, and back in four days.
Speaker 2:Bless it, Jesus.
Speaker 1:What an incredible weekend recap. And, boy, I don't even know how to. I think I did all right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a wonderful, it was such an experience, bro, and like summary, that's just something. And for the folks that say, damn, 13 hours, why would you, why didn't you just fly? Well, when you're trying to be fiscally responsible if, in other words, financially literate or frugal, whatever you want to call it, or frugal, whatever you want to call it, when you think about driving a 99 Accord that costs about $30 to fill up, it seems like it makes a lot of sense, because I spent way less money on gas than I would have if I purchased a ticket with inflation to travel just down the road. It's 13 hours, A lot of the road trip has no signal, and so you get you yourself and I, the gang's all here, by yourself and your thoughts, with whatever spiritual foundation you have, whatever ideas pop in your head, and you got a phone that can record and whatever you got time to just be. And if you don't do any of those things, you got time to just sit and swallow spit. When have you ever been able to do that for four straight days? Well, I was able to, and that's incredible, it's spiritual, it's emotional, it's great.
Speaker 1:I would say not for the physical, because you do have to time your breaks and use the bathroom and stretch your legs and all that. But that's you, tom. You get to take in the scenes. You don't just get to sit in an airport terminal and waste your money. You get to take in the scenes. You don't just get to sit in an airport terminal and waste your money. You get to experience the hole-in-the-wall restaurants, the places that you can stop along the way and just take it in. Not necessarily taking photos I don't really like them, but for other people that request them I will take them but just being present with yourself and your spiritual aura and learning and reflecting, and you got nothing but time. 26 total hours of travel alone will do a lot. Creativity, just solitude. There's a difference in being alone and being lonely. I was alone, at peace, and still connected to my family at the same time that's powerful how?
Speaker 1:can such things happen? I don't know. I don't care to know how, I just know what I experienced. So, for all the folks that are scared to take solo trips, I understand the fear. However, what is fear? What is it? It's slowing you down. That's all I know. That is All. The greatest things in life are on the other side of fear, and fear dissipates when you go through some pain. So if you endure some pain, you should, as a byproduct, have a little less fear about that thing that caused you the pain than prior before. So that is my reflection. Real time off the top.
Speaker 2:What a weekend yeah, what a beautiful experience. First of all like to get to go and celebrate your best friend at her wedding like that's, that's dope that you got to go support her. But to travel alone it takes a certain level of mental fortitude that not a lot of people have does it really though? Yeah, it goes back to you know, on previous pods that we talked about how you know people need to learn to be alone with their thoughts and all that stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, you gotta sit and face everything that you experienced, that you can recall, with no one else but you. And, like I said, if you don't have downloaded things, well, guess what?
Speaker 2:you have nothing you better talk to jesus or talk to talk to whoever you need to.
Speaker 1:Whoever you believe in. I talk to god, and not verbally all the time for you folks that aren't understanding what that means. Sometimes you can talk to god silently in your thoughts and all of that, so you find whatever spiritual fortress you have. You do that or you just think. Not delve into the thoughts, which also is a form of meditation, but you think, you acknowledge what you think and see what comes to your mind and don't delve. Take in what your scenery is. Most people would say focus on your breathing, no focus on what you see.
Speaker 2:Be present.
Speaker 1:Line, line, line. Whatever you do, I don't care what you focus on while you're driving, just don't delve, acknowledge. And then, when the one that you want to dive into, that's the one where you stay, because you got nothing but time and no one to talk about it with but you yourself and yourself. What a great team. So technically it was a party of four in my mind had the whole whip full, but it was just me in my mind, not the whole whip full.
Speaker 2:But it was just me. I could picture that actually, as you say what I'm saying do they all have different?
Speaker 1:uh like oh yeah, outfits on and shit, yeah, it's a black suit, it's a white suit, it's me up here and then god in the back I feel that yeah, bro, it was a, it was a whole vibe.
Speaker 1:You know, we had, uh, rap, karaoke, um, all that, all that, bro. I've consumed a lot of books, a lot of music, a lot of thoughts, wrote a lot. How the heck you write while you're driving because it's voice to text you dweebs? It's 2025. You know? It's just time, bro. I spent a lot of time and I'm I'm charged up.
Speaker 2:It's necessary what a hack. If only they had that shit when I was in school.
Speaker 1:That voice to text yo bro, I ought to wrote so many damn papers. Are you kidding me? In a matter of time I could just speak it, and it's that shit would have been and then you can hit review at the top of your word doc, and then just click, click, click, click, click, click, accept. Yep, that's spelled wrong. And then you're done. Cool, proofread, 100% proofreading accuracy. You know what I'm saying, like you see the visual. Yeah, you just click a few buttons after you've talked a bunch and then look your paper's done.
Speaker 1:It would take you to write a damn like 10 page paper. Yeah, y'all got it easy, bro, for you, you baboons that are in school complaining you got work.
Speaker 2:We used to have to hand write them shits.
Speaker 1:Oh my god are you kidding me?
Speaker 2:or at least just type it up in pen yeah, yeah, black or blue ink we sound like the old heads.
Speaker 1:We used to walk 19 miles to school with six feet of snow.
Speaker 2:That's horrible. I'm so sorry your parents hated you. They didn't fucking do that shit.
Speaker 1:I don't care what anybody says. My dad did not do that. I looked at the map. It's not that far. I know what school you went to Stop the cat. You guys are just gobbling Cap and Crunch out here. It's not that far Bro. No, absolutely not. They are king and queen, boomers, king queen. There were no cameras around, so you can say whatever and as long as you got somebody to endorse you, like it's on LinkedIn or.
Speaker 2:Validate what you saying. They are the best victims Cap.
Speaker 1:They're cappers.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to say best victims, but they are. If you ever need an excuse for anything, go to a boomer and they're going to help you. Think of some.
Speaker 1:Boomers, this might be where you check out of the pot.
Speaker 2:I'm saying y'all real creative.
Speaker 1:I also remember how attacked you feel sometimes.
Speaker 2:Y'all real creative with some of the excuses that never happened.
Speaker 1:What oh stop? Creative with some of the excuses that never happened.
Speaker 2:what oh, stop you mean stop you know I don't know what you're talking about. You know they don't handle triggers well, so maybe we should.
Speaker 1:We should move on, man unsubbed. Our demographic is 25 to 35, so if you pass that this might not be for you, not today, not today. We done been going for too long and we got something to say. They don't that this might not be for you, not today. Not today. We done been gone for too long and we got something to say.
Speaker 2:They don't handle this type of accountability too well, so we might be stepping on some toes.
Speaker 1:Man, look, I wear a size 12. I'm stepping on everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know another thing. I feel like this is a nice little subway Subway, Segway, subway.
Speaker 1:Eat fresh.
Speaker 2:Get little subway subway, segue subway it fresh, get out of here nice little segway, that's what I was gonna say no, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, before we lose the segment well, no, I was saying, you know, boomers never really taught. I don't want to say never, but in taught or weren't taught. Maybe they weren't taught themselves, but in teaching young women how to take care of themselves, oh, I forgot about that. Properly right. Ooh, no, you're not about to do that. Yes, because I blame them, because the things that I learned about feminine hygiene are not things that I learned from boomers.
Speaker 1:All right. So how are you giving it to them? What's your number? Can you even quantify it? What you mean, how many steps, how many tips are you?
Speaker 2:giving. Oh God, I don't even got it. It's not even like really steps. I'm not exactly sure the number, but I feel like I am.
Speaker 1:Things to consider.
Speaker 2:Things to consider that you know, I feel't know if all women are aware of or taking advantage of, but let me just finish commenting on the boomer thing as far as taking care of their feminine health. They were all taught that you could use the same bar of soap to wash everywhere on your body, and it's just. You know, in learning throughout the years and becoming a woman myself, I learned that you simply just cannot do that. You can't just put some bar of dove soap on your lady bits like that. That. You're just gonna tear your whole ph. Yeah, you're gonna tear your ph up. You're gonna like just burn your shit up.
Speaker 2:You can't do that to yourself, yeah so that you have to learn that, okay, there are feminine washes out there that help balance your ph, that have probiotics and all that good stuff in there, and everybody is partial to their own brands. Me personally, I suggest one that doesn't have a lot of smell. I feel like the more smells that I have, the more chemicals are in there, just no scent it's better to have no scent.
Speaker 2:and and to you bitches out there that say that I just wash my coochie with water you're nasty, burbess, you're nasty. There's women out there that I just need water and I'm straight. No, you're lying. You're lying.
Speaker 1:Oh, for real. I fortunately haven't heard that one.
Speaker 2:I've heard women say I just need water to wash my.
Speaker 1:That is a lie, you're a man out here at that point. Dog, you just walking around here smelling like a. And for the folks that think y'all scot-free bro, we know, before you go over to C Shawty, y'all are just getting some water real quick.
Speaker 2:Doing a little splash, a hussy bath if you will.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, stop that, stop that.
Speaker 2:But there's really women out here walking around smelling like a coin purse or smelling like. Smell like a coin purse, like, or or smell like a bag of salt and vinegar chips some sonic rings. Oh my god, just battery acid washing with water?
Speaker 1:who red bull monsters honey packs?
Speaker 2:and cloud nine and then that makes me think what type of people do you engage with that? Haven't, haven't called you on that or haven't said anything about it, because there's no way that that shit is kosher cream cheese plaque dude. Oh no, yeah please explain to them who that is that smoke? No, no, they get the.
Speaker 1:I haven't said anything about it because there's no way that that shit is kosher Cream cheese plant dude. Oh, no, yeah, please explain to them who that is. No, no, no, they get the picture. They get the picture and they double tap that picture. They know this dude that I'm talking about that got cheese from the grilled cheese sandwich he had last week in his shit In his teeth and that man got a black and mild wine wood tip in his mouth right now with the with the hairline.
Speaker 1:That's, that's doing the hi, I'm raven simone the mcdonald's and you're watching disney and they got the cul-de-sac at the top.
Speaker 2:Oh, and he got the he got.
Speaker 1:He can't see his feet oh right but he definitely can eat that box right.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Your joint going to be.
Speaker 2:The same thumb that he uses to split blunts with is the same thumb that y'all be letting them stick up, y'all's Yo the long thumb. Y'all's dirt star. Is that what you call it?
Speaker 1:The balloon knot.
Speaker 2:The balloon knot. Whatever y'all call it, it's some real crazy names out here I'm not seeing y'all fellas.
Speaker 1:Walk in there, take the most prehistoric doodoos and just walk out. Sink be dry.
Speaker 2:Oh not a drop of water in that muff right there and y'all going to change radiator fluid and then be finger oh no finger diddling oh, diddling skittles out here and and, and that is what is the problem and then you women be like I don't know why I have bv and I just can't get rid of it. What's that?
Speaker 1:place. You looking like a uh uh. What's this? What's the joint on on the simpsons brother he worked at? Y'all looking like a plant, a nuclear plant. Your joint is glowing green. You green goblin box women out here because y'all messing with these cancerous chemicals that are on these dirty hand. Make clean money, men that don't wash their hands and see and you're getting.
Speaker 2:You women know better, like we all know, to look at a man's fingernails and stuff. Y'all know. But just because you got a crush on a man, or are you, I don't know what you think of him you just gonna let him do whatever he ain't saying he can't have dirty fingernails at all, because if he just got done doing something, that's different.
Speaker 1:But if he's about to get in the bed with you and he ain't addressed that first and you don't check that, or or the never mind, yeah, there's, there's, no, there's there's nothing worth that, I don't care how much you like them.
Speaker 2:I will say, though, in moving forward and taking care of yourselves. There's so many products out here for women. I know all y'all have seen the ads for the Her Fantasy box. Anybody that has social media, be it Instagram, twitter, facebook the ads are everywhere and they have some great products and we know y'all got y'all phones in y'all yes, her fantasy by. And this is. I don't even know why I'm giving them promo right now, like actually I should have a uh man, it's all good a promo code and all that, but they have.
Speaker 2:We might be able to work something out. They have soaps. They have yanni oils. I don't know if y'all know about a yanni oil, but that's something you could put on.
Speaker 1:You say yanni or yoni, because I've heard of the yoni steams and all the yanni makes more sense to me.
Speaker 2:Yoni don't sound right. Tomato, tomato that I mean. Yeah, I mean they. But again, the oil is great for y'all. That like um, I don't know if you want something that smells good and to last and that won't burn your lady bits up. It's actually good, it helps. Please look into a yani oil it is good for you.
Speaker 2:They out there using, uh, the three in one I'm saying y'all, y'all putting muslim oils and shit on y'all, coochie and shit like that. Don't do that. Listen. Ayani oil is is good. You put it. You can put it on the lips, you can put it in in your crack and it is good. It'll stay and it. You know it's a. It's a good smell. I've heard nothing but good things about it. I have no complaints. I stamped that. Also, there's something called boric acid capsules. It is a suppository. You can get them from any drugstore. You can order them off Amazon.
Speaker 1:They're too readily accessible for you guys to get these, okay, so before you go too deep on that right this supplement that you can insert if you don't know what suppository is it's cool? What are the benefits of boric acid one, ph and other?
Speaker 2:I got you. Look at, look at boric acid as almost like a detox for for your vagina. That's basically what it does it resets your acid over douche yes, oh my god, stop, stop Anybody who uses that. That is so prehistoric and archaic. Get that shit out of here. Douche. And they call it a douche. I don't even know if that's right. Don't that sound nasty? That's East Coast A douche.
Speaker 1:I don't know what they call it elsewhere, bro, we from the East.
Speaker 2:Coast. What you say A douche. What you said douche.
Speaker 1:It's all gross, I'm just it's all gross, I don't refer to them.
Speaker 2:That's so I refer to people as douchebags. That's so old, yes, and a lot of these douchebags have soapy water and shit that don't got no business being up inside you, but y'all women use that shit.
Speaker 1:Cut it out that was created before, before these research before they knew better uh, these research gatherings were taking place where you know, things started to develop and, yeah, they're still.
Speaker 2:Whatever right you to each his own to each his own to each his own, but I'm just trying to tell y'all, like boric acid, it also helps if, if something's not feeling right.
Speaker 2:Like you know, women, before you get your periods and after my joint got bees in it, it's buzzing right now See, even if it's not quite that, but I will say speaking from experience, when it's before that time of the month and after sometimes things feel a little bit off or it might just not feel of the norm. So if you ever feel like that, get you a boric acid. Or you and that man been being nasty and you keep letting him shoot up the club, empty the clip, get you a boric acid. You can't just let all that stuff sit and marinate on you and in you. You're just tearing your shit up.
Speaker 1:They get shot up and then go to the kickback.
Speaker 2:No, oh my God, at least go and pee. Yeah, at least go pee when you're done, my god and I feel like I'm saying this to a lot of girls with me, I should know better. Jesus, jesus christ, like, come on now. There's also it's also good to take a vitamin, women. I know we take one a day's on all that stuff, but they have vitamins specifically for for that like, and it's called a a probiotic. They have vagina probiotics out here. It does the same thing, yeah, so it helps with your ph, it helps with your acidic levels, it helps with all that good stuff. So imagine, imagine how pristine and and and smell free your coots is gonna be if you're doing suppositories, you're taking the probiotic vitamins. It's a recipe for success. Please do it.
Speaker 1:How long does this take? Because people were going to be like that sounds like a lot.
Speaker 2:It's not at all. That sounds like a lot. Honestly, if you were to do the suppository, you pop one in before you go to bed and then in the morning you might move. Oh, and don't eat it, guys. Don't. Don't take the boric acid by your mouth. You will die. It's poisonous. Don't take it that way. You got to you know you got to pop it up.
Speaker 1:That's a great.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad you said that on the bottle. It is a vaginal suppository. Read, guys, you cannot take boric acid orally. You will die. It's poisonous. Let me say it again Don't do it. It is acid. Why would you ever purposely take acid orally? But anyway, yeah, you put one in before you go to bed and when you wake up in the morning, put your little panty liner on, because when you move around some of it might leak out of you. But it's okay. Once it leaks out of you, you're straight, you're straight, you're good to go. And then, by the time you get to whatever rendezvous you have planned, it's going to be no smell, and I promise you're. Say it again it's going to be no smell and you're cool. So thank you, it's a nice Yo appreciate that.
Speaker 1:Sorry, that's the voice my bad bro.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much. Yo, it's like resetting your iPhone. When your iPhone's glitching, You're like all right, let me hit the little reset. John, you feel me? You put the Apple sign back on and then it starts acting normal again, it's not birth control. It's not.
Speaker 1:Oh my God no, I feel like I had to say that that is not at all. Oh, it's like a reset.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my, do your research. Please google it, fact check me, do your own research. But you, yeah, that it is not birth control, it is not a spermicide. It does not work that way, guys, you are cooking. It does not work that way. But but, yes, ladies, please do your research.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of different brands out there as far as, like, the probiotic vitamins and the suppositories. So whatever brand um, it depends on what brand may work for you. You know I can't keep endorsing all these companies here. But the Her Fantasy box, like I mentioned, they have a care package that has like all that stuff. It's got the soaps, the yanni oil, the vitamins, all that good stuff. So you might want to look into them and get you a whole little starter kit. Or you could do your own research and you know, dabble with a lot of different brands, which I actually kind of do that myself, like I got a little bit of everything from different places. But whatever works for you. So, yeah, that's my little hot take on women health. That's like a lot of women don't know.
Speaker 1:That was. That was great. What a segment. I can't wait to see what that becomes. That might be a. This might be a staple segment that goes somewhere, and please share this with whoever you know is out here burning eyebrows off because they walked in the door. Things might not get easier if you don't fix this issue please don't be ignorant the lips might actually fall off.
Speaker 2:I got one more thing. One more thing, ladies, we love our leggings, we love our jeggings. Give them a break. We love our tight jeans. Yes, but baby, give them a break. You got to air that thing out sometimes. You got to let it breathe.
Speaker 1:You can't just keep it.
Speaker 2:Get you a what is it? A muumuu, yes, or a dashiki, oh honey.
Speaker 2:Yes, get you a muumuu, you can walk around butterball naked and I highly suggest their living situation isn't like that well, I mean I would say, if you're able to at least go to sleep with no underwear, let that thing err out okay, let it get some err yeah. Like if you can't walk around like that during the day with your muumuu, and that's fine, that's okay. But if you're at least able to sleep, just give it some time out and about. Like it's almost like a pet.
Speaker 1:You don't want to keep a pet in a cage all the time, like keeping your feet in your shoes all day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, ew, your feet are going to stink, it's going to smell.
Speaker 1:Plastic pickle.
Speaker 2:It's going to smell fermented and all that. Yeah, let that thing air out sometimes and stop wearing tight clothes all the time, or at least make sure it's breathable material. But it's okay to loosen it up. Wear a skirt, wear a dress here and there, just going to, you know, put that out there. And that doesn't mean always free ball either, because some of y'all just be free balling and anything. Stop doing that. Certain materials aren't good on our lady bits. Straight jean material is not good on a coochie. Shame on y'all.
Speaker 1:And if it's coming through the jeans. Oh, I digress. All of this is just suggestions. I'm not going to call it advice. Do, however, you want.
Speaker 2:Yes, take it if you want it. No one actually cares.
Speaker 1:You can't say you didn't receive this info If you skip past this because you took it personal. Well, play on player.
Speaker 2:And to those of you that are like, well, my shit's fine, I don't need to change nothing, and if you haven't done any of the things that I named, that's fine, you can live in your ignorance. But I promise you that your stuff is not what you think it is, and I stamped that Approved.
Speaker 1:I stamped that and all of this is researchable.
Speaker 2:Yes, please.
Speaker 1:That's another thing.
Speaker 2:Google it guys.
Speaker 1:You got your phone right now and you probably ain't doing nothing, you probably ain't even listening. Google the things mentioned in the last, I'd say, 10 minutes. In other news, we are moving back to the east coast and I won't say a date because that ain't your business and also don't know yet. But if y'all want to roll a backwood with your boy when I'm, when I'm free, please let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know something, because, boy, do I have plans for that oh man I might just eat a oz, because it's been.
Speaker 1:it's been a long time, it's been too hard living.
Speaker 2:Oh, but you're afraid to die.
Speaker 1:I am not afraid to die.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 1:Yeah so.
Speaker 2:I love that for you.
Speaker 1:This is all speculation because I could just be so consumed with just being a free man that I ain't even. I ain't even on that. I'm pretty busy, so I don't like to be inebriated at all if for long periods of time. So sativas only preferably. And yeah, I am trying to go to the moon for a second because I think I deserve that.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:And that's all I'll say. I agree with that. But this is a welcome back, man. This feels good to be back. It feels. All I'll say. I agree with that. But this is welcome back, brandon. This feels good to be back. It feels good to be back. We ain't going to bleed your ears and talk your head off. This was good. I feel better now. How about you? How about you, sweets? I'm feeling good. You did marvelous.
Speaker 2:You gave a lot.
Speaker 1:Thank you Thank you, and I don't even think it warrants takeaways, but I mean, I guess, I feel like everything we said was a bit of a takeaway.
Speaker 1:I understand, but let's bring it back for them, right? So we gave y'all where the hell we been, what the issues have been. No excuses. We back now. It's cool. It's a stop sign, not a red light. That's your takeaway there. We takeaway there. We gave you what the hell we was on for the weekend. We gave you some coos news that might, that might, be something how to take care of your, your parts. You know we talked about the fellas just a little bit and also this is the final takeaway take a solo trip. However you do that, go by yourself or at least a solo date.
Speaker 2:If not a trip, take yourself on a date by yourself and don't care what you do.
Speaker 1:It could be a couple hours a day a week. Who cares? By yourself, no influence, no one telling you what to do, no variables. No, hey, I can't make it. Ah, this doesn't work for me. Nothing but you. It is life changing. It is something that I don't get to do often, but it is something that I long yearn and desire, because, boy, the kind of clarity you find when you're looking for it. Ha, oh ha ha. Talk to him, it's, it's just a whole ant scene coming through the insectopia. I can see clearly now that the rain rain, metaphorically is life's haymakers. And when you get away by yourself because you could bring somebody that's bringing the shit with you, you need to leave that shit where you left it for a little while and that's it that is the end of this episode, I got nothing else to say fat daddy, checking out your baboons chucking up the deuces.
Speaker 2:Alright, well, yeah, y'all. That's your girl, sweet, it's been good talking to you, chat. We miss you guys. I don't have any takeaways. That was a pretty good little little. What would you call it? A synopsis?
Speaker 1:to sum, up there, my former instructor.
Speaker 2:I like that.
Speaker 1:I like that you do well little segment, but I don't want to talk to y'all no more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm good. Until the next time, you stinking idiots.
Speaker 1:We get y'all the first 48.
Speaker 2:Bye, now Bye.
