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Fat & Sweets Podcast
"Treat Me Like Somebody" Ep.6 Thank you CHAT!!!
We explore the concept of the "crash out button" – that point where logic and reason disappear, leaving you with tunnel vision and impulsive reactions. Everyone has someone who pushes this button best, usually the person you had children with or your parents.
• Celebrating our first 12 podcast subscribers with personal shoutouts
• Worldwide listener breakdown from Nigeria to Idaho to Delaware
• "Don't Piss Me Off" segment highlighting everyday annoyances like slow drivers and ill-fitting sandals
• Discussion on what makes us "crash out" – lose all logic and act impulsively
• Introduction to VeeFriends and upcoming opportunities
• Importance of mental health and self-care: "You can't pour from an empty cup"
Take care of yourself this weekend however you see fit – whether making more money, playing basketball, or resting. Your mental health affects everything else in your life.
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all your time somebody who could tell you the truth guess that song y'all someone who loves you for you someone who knows all they get flows and doesn't control, doesn't oh, I don't know the rest of the words. Let you be free doesn't deceive y'all know what I'm talking about. Everybody who's been in their feelings know that song.
Fat Daddy:Dog, that is the greatest song ever written. So what we about to do? Hold on. We got to sing the rest of it.
Sweets the Goddess:Is that too much?
Fat Daddy:Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Sweets the Goddess:Anytime you want to jump in here. I'm struggling for this, Bro. Just skip to the hook. I just want somebody, thank you.
Fat Daddy:Yeah, treat me like somebody Funny. Yeah, be like everybody Nigga.
Sweets the Goddess:Bye, yo, I'm going to do it. Love me for me.
Fat Daddy:Yeah, you trying to sing the whole, just sing the hook. People only know the hook, if y'all know what this is.
Sweets the Goddess:This is fat daddy and sweets the goddess sweet say something yo, y'all, y'all made it to episode six time to pick up the sticks bars.
Fat Daddy:Hold that damn pile of laundry you got on your bed. Somebody felt the tag it's saturday somebody tack. Look, this is me just saying that I don't fold clothes at all, bro. I move them joints from the washer to the dryer and they stay in the dryer. Why? Because nobody want to fold clothes? Hell no. But if you are somebody who gets stressed out about clothes being there, we'll fold them joints then.
Fat Daddy:Or you can break it up in pieces, Like all right, i'ma fold like 10 things and then, like you know, revisit it. You don't gotta, you know, overwhelm yourself.
Sweets the Goddess:Or just don't just break it up in pieces. Who cares that? That works too. Just just live in disarray.
Fat Daddy:That works too all right, cool, we in here now listen, we got some thank yous to get like. Personally, this is, uh, something that's really really crazy for me, because I've been saying that I wanted to do this. I didn't know when it was going to start, but I'm glad that I have somebody who's down to do it. She is actually struggling right now to to be here, but she here, and that's what I want you all to know is sometimes discipline is what takes over. You can be inspired, motivated, motivated, whatever, none of that matters. Have some discipline, do it anyways, and you will be surprised by what comes of that. Back to what I was saying, though we have 12 subscribers, bro, oh, 12 made it to the double.
Fat Daddy:Oh my god 12 of y'all really, really pulled up and came through. So at the very minimum, what you get is a personal shout out from fat daddy and sweet the goddess so we're gonna start with number one. The number one, no my god, my cousin always the one, and, and I gotta, I have to mention rye right there here together of course she's a subscriber number four, but like she wasn't that far apart.
Sweets the Goddess:We thank you, we thank you both.
Fat Daddy:Yeah, bro, like, if y'all want to know who they are, they'll reveal themselves to you. But, man, their family is everything. They support us with everything. They actually won two PS5s and they about to get a whole lot more because they're the first one of the first nine subscribers to the pod. So I appreciate y'all thank y'all um. Secondly, but not at all, number two, mom dukes. Shout out to mom dukes. I ain't about to say her name. She know who she is. She gonna listen to this.
Sweets the Goddess:She is a subscriber she finna get her own episode yeah she might have to get one or at least a segment.
Fat Daddy:You at least get a segment shot man, I'll give her a 45 minutes about how dope my mom is. And don't look, all of the wrong that I do did not come from my mom. That's what I want to say. She did everything the way that I needed to and, yeah, I will give her her flowers in the episode for sure.
Sweets the Goddess:Like y'all are hearing it right here, it's coming thank you moms, thank you for yeah, for sure, she made sure I was straight, are hearing it right here.
Fat Daddy:It's coming. Thank you, moms. Thank you for killing it. Yeah, for sure, she made sure I was straight. I was just talking to Brody the other day about her, because there was a time where I wanted to go to a party at the VFW, whatever, and it was a shooting. She told me no and I was like, bro, no, I'm going Yo, her intuition is crazy. Thank you, dog. He's the only one well, not the only one, he's the first one out of the yb4l pause, look off.
Sweets the Goddess:Why them birds so husky, why they so big, oh my, gosh, this is the tism, y'all oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Fat Daddy:Continue, bobby, thank you man, I will talk about the birds at a later point. The birds are. Yes, we are in idaho. The birds are huge. That's different. Yeah, what you call them, it's springtime, what's them called? Don't worry about that. All right, all right, yeah, we'll get to that bobby. She is ruining your shine right now. I'm sorry, sorry, you the man. You're the first one out of the yb4l gang to to subscribe, so that means the most to me. We've had our ups and downs, we've had our beef, we've had our reconciliation and you still here subscribing, so, um, yeah, I appreciate that oh, you beefed with bobby I beef with everybody that makes sense
Fat Daddy:yeah, because everybody is somebody that I care about and I think whenever you have a good team, you gotta have conflict. You have to. It's like if you're avoiding it, then your team isn't really that solid, but if you can make it through some conflict, well then you're a real one. Bobby is absolutely a real one. Um, and yeah, I appreciate you for that, bro. Um, mike, mike, mike, mike uh, I'm gonna call him farmer mike from now on because he's an agricultural guru and he just doesn't know it. Um, I appreciate you, bro, and we about to make a lot of money in 2025 together, for reasons that the pod will understand later, and, more specifically, the subscribers who were in that thread that I created last night. They will get that. Um, I subscribe to my own podcast. So, yes, yeah, you got to do what you got to do. I did that as an experiment just to say, like, it's really not that difficult to subscribe. I spend a lot of money on other crap. Why not pour that back into my?
Sweets the Goddess:own pockets. Should we really even count to 12, or is that like a limb?
Fat Daddy:It's a limb.
Sweets the Goddess:A limb.
Fat Daddy:But I'm going to count myself because it is a subscriber.
Sweets the Goddess:I spent $3. A win is a win.
Fat Daddy:I like my own posts on Instagram too. Why not, big bro, come on, whatever, I like my own posts on Instagram too. Why not?
Sweets the Goddess:Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Fat Daddy:Anyways, big bro, oh thank you bro.
Fat Daddy:Shout out to big bro. Bro, I learned everything from you, bro. Everything, riz, charisma, sales, business marketing, how to dress. I mean, we literally dress the same. We got our photo where I'm wearing a peacoat. He's wearing a peacoat, black turtleneck, gold chain, some boots, yeah, anyways. Jacked his whole steel up. I jacked everything. Why not? It's all right, though. He had joints coming to the crib like is Jay home? So like I thought that was dope. But also, just for y'all to know, we got a pod coming out and bro is going to crack up when I tell them what the name is bro, but I ain't gonna say it right now, I'm gonna just keep it.
Fat Daddy:When y'all see some wild name for a podcast, just know. And if y'all seen, if y'all seen norbit, y'all gonna know exactly what I'm talking about you can I be a guest on y'all's pod heck?
Sweets the Goddess:no, that's for the fellas.
Fat Daddy:Only I ain't doing no guests, right, you? You are a co-host on this one. Why you trying to get up in that too? I don't know why not? Don't be a podcast whore, stay in here. Why You're one? Yeah, but don't be that.
Sweets the Goddess:Why? How come you could be one? I can't.
Fat Daddy:Because I'm the one that's doing a lot of this, am I not? I can do what I want. It came, but you ain't a guest on that one. Uh, west, thank you you, the man. Hopefully you still got that black truck. Uh, your family is beautiful. Uh, you're a girl dad, so I'm automatically biased toward you. You might get more money than everybody else. Um, I'm just saying that because, yeah, why not? Your little baby girl is going to steal all your money anyways, so you might need extra. Um, and that's not to say you ain't getting your own bread, but trust me, they are. They are money pits, but we love them. Uh, lindsey green elephant lindsey.
Fat Daddy:Thank you, lindsey. Yes, and a part of her perks as a subscriber. She wants to give right back to us.
Sweets the Goddess:So wow, she's a.
Fat Daddy:She's a real one what a, what a great person. Wow, I going to let you bring this one in right here. I'm going to let you bring that one in right here.
Sweets the Goddess:Oh, and shout out to T, miss Tamera Ew, ew, ew, love her.
Fat Daddy:Thank you, girl oh my gosh, she really subscribed, bro, and she was the number nine. She was the ninth subscriber, she's the one that like.
Sweets the Goddess:Brought it in for the real yeah.
Fat Daddy:Yep. So, dom, thank your girl. Because of her and her subscription you are now good to. That's her dude. And yeah, that's fine. We about to make a bunch of bread. Now this one. I'm about to take this one for a second because our 10th subscriber. Oh my gosh. She is like my spiritual mother, my um, who I go to for prayer, who I go to for motivation, who I go to for let me check to see if I'm understanding this b-i-b-l-e right miss charity. I appreciate you so much and and the fact that you subscribe to this means the world to me personally, but more importantly, you feeding the kids at a white house.
Fat Daddy:So thank you not only did you push me when I was younger to speak publicly and share my testimony with people, but boy do I. I have no idea where I would be if I didn't have somebody praying for me, like how she does. So yeah, I'm not about to get all sappy, but I appreciate you and I wanted to say that. And then, and then, this guy Sweets. You take it, because right now I don't have too many good things to say about brother, but I love you.
Sweets the Goddess:You've got to be one of the clutches guys that I know. Shout out to Dante.
Fat Daddy:Uncle D, bro, that's what we call him.
Sweets the Goddess:Uncle D Bringing in the rear. Shout out to Uncle D.
Fat Daddy:We want to say some sweet things about Uncle D, because he might skip this part of the pod.
Sweets the Goddess:Yeah, Uncle D, you hold it down and we appreciate you for everything. And if I don't say it enough, hear me again you are the man and I appreciate you for everything that you do, dog.
Fat Daddy:And you know what? I'm gonna give y'all his social at some point. I want y'all to flood his ig because he has one and he he's gonna be so upset and he might just delete it, but we're gonna make him a new one.
Sweets the Goddess:He's gonna have a picture on there and all that you might piss him off, that's all right that's how I show my love.
Fat Daddy:I love hard and I'm gonna saturate your pockets with money and I'm gonna saturate your, your ears, with love from all these other people the shillin' love you, the shillin' love you, the shillin' love you. So if you can pour all of that into the shillin' what could you do for yourself? Amen, amen, amen and amen. Now we're about to get to these locations because I don't understand how we have such a wide you know uh fan base not fans, because we're not important, but like listeners our listener demographic is type crazy right now.
Sweets the Goddess:So, like I'm just in shock. Yeah, reached this many different places shout out to africa shout out to africa, the motherland shout more specifically.
Sweets the Goddess:Nigeria. Y'all got some of the best. Y'all got my favorite food. Let me just say this Nigerian food it's like I'm pretty sure y'all put crack in it. I need it in an IV drip. I can't live without it. I can't live without it. I need it always. I need to know more Nigerian people in my life. You know, as a matter of fact, y'all can always reach out so we can be friends for real.
Fat Daddy:So, yes, at some point, our African listeners, please identify yourselves, because I haven't been to Africa yet. I want to go.
Sweets the Goddess:Oh, we have to, and can we go on like a food tour?
Fat Daddy:Yeah, I will be fasting.
Sweets the Goddess:What.
Fat Daddy:Yes, yes, I will like a food tour. Uh, yeah, I will be fasting what? Yes, yes, I will, I'm going, I'm going to experience like the views and like the aura and like I may eat something, but I might do a 40 days and 40 nights I can't wait to eat all the food that's cool and I will watch you eat it, but I'm not. I'm heavily biased towards my asian community. It's just better for my body.
Fat Daddy:So yeah, I will go and I will not eat it's time, yes, uh shout out to y'all it's not saying that your food isn't good, I just had better food. I think that's okay to say. Um, united states is coming in strong at 152 downloads. Man like yall, not only did you listen, but you downloaded this joint, thank you. Thank you. I'm about to speed run through these cities so we can get to the content. We already had 12 minutes and we actually are doing better than we did yesterday. Which sidebar? We put out a pod or tried to last night for y'all, so now we look like liars. No, we had some technical difficulties, difficulties and that really hurt my feelings. We had to like just can the whole episode right. It was probably like one of the best ones we recorded, we said some pretty funny things and it was gone.
Fat Daddy:But guess what? We got to be funnier today. So, um, here we are again. Take two, and this one's gonna make it like I'm looking at the, the frequency and the waves, and we're good once again I'm torn into pieces sorry, the tism is is taking over yet again. All right, boise, idaho, boise, 22 of y'all downloaded this joint thank you, mountain home this place sucks, but 18 of y'all downloaded and or listen to this and the air stink out here yeah, the air, this, this the air stank.
Fat Daddy:This idaho wind is crazy, it's crazy that walk by wind.
Sweets the Goddess:Oh, I'm about to say it's like a fat person to walk by wind, or like their sit down air well, sorry to all our fat listeners, she just didn't care about nothing.
Fat Daddy:She just let that fly. If you a little bit big-boned, I love you. She didn't mean that.
Sweets the Goddess:Wait, let me rephrase that, because there are a a lot of big boned people who smell nice, but we all know some that aren't the most hygienic. I'll say Right 302.
Fat Daddy:302 stand up. We got Newcastle, wilmington, newark. I appreciate y'all. What's 12 plus 8? 26. Okay, cool, we got 26 total. 12 plus 8 plus 6 is 26 um fact. Check me if y'all don't think I know how to do math, I'm really like that. 26 listeners from delaware um meridian, idaho. We got six philly bang bang with y'all the long way 215 last night. I got it wrong, so here we are getting better. Uh, spokane, washington, clementon, new jersey, salt lake city, utah, love, utah, except for Clearfield, cherry Hill, new Jersey. I'm coming Denver, colorado, we coming Penn-socking, new Jersey.
Sweets the Goddess:What the hell that sounds right.
Fat Daddy:Penn-socking.
Sweets the Goddess:I think you say it so aggressive though.
Fat Daddy:Okay, so how do you say it?
Sweets the Goddess:I don't know if it's just Penn-socking, but you say it like real, like Penn-socking it like we're like pen sucking it sounds like tech.
Fat Daddy:You sound honestly, you sound like a japanese person saying charlottesville, virginia, great uh, we got two of y'all dallas, pennsylvania. Didn't even know that was a city, but we got two of y'all egg harbor I hope y'all don't have eggheads out there but new jersey, I'm coming, we're coming. Real estate y'all heard it here first dover, delaware. Boy did y'all that's slower lower everything below Newcastle County to me is lower Delaware. The most important part of Delaware is Newcastle County. It is so it's not that y'all are insignificant.
Fat Daddy:It just means that there's a very, very special part in Delaware and it's Newcastle County. The other ones don't really matter. Omaha, nebraska, omaha, yes D yes, dc DMV Stand up Chocolate City, chocolate City. That must be G. Never mind, sorry, tism coming in Lagos, lagos.
Sweets the Goddess:Did we determine where that? I feel like that was in Africa.
Fat Daddy:Yeah, I did it last night. I don't remember it though, but I looked at it. The pictures look nice. We coming there too. I wish bangladesh was in here. This is like a off the off the script type bangladesh, we're coming there too. Middletown delaware yeah, whatever, ogden utah I'm just kidding yeah, shout out to all our delaware folks um, ogden utah, eagle, idaho, ontario, oregon, y'all got some good stuff out there.
Fat Daddy:So we're going to come there too. Plymouth, new Hampshire, medford, new Jersey, chicago, chi-town, chi-rat, bah, y'all need to stop killing each other. Anderson, nevada, sandy, utah, charlotte.
Sweets the Goddess:Charlotte, North Carolina.
Fat Daddy:Hey, some yams might be coming that way. Magnolia, that's a great song. New Jersey, barrington, barrington, elgin Barrett, eugene Smith III For all my you got to serve. Yeah, new Jersey, blackfoot, idaho that sounds like a Bigfoot. Bigfoot might be in Blackfoot, idaho.
Sweets the Goddess:That's the type of Indian Excuse me Native American.
Fat Daddy:Wow, being blackfoot, I don't. That's the type of indian excuse me native american. Wow, can we say that they changed the name to the washington commanders because they can't be the redskins anymore? Anyways?
Sweets the Goddess:right right sandusky, ohio.
Fat Daddy:Uh, yes, one of y'all shout out to y'all upper darby, pennsylvania, love you. Nampa, idaho y'all cool, wealthy, and one of y'all listen. So thank you. Iowa city iowa, dumb name for a city, but thank you. Spring, texas y'all probably got some young spring chickens down there. Aurora, colorado y'all survived a shooting in a movie theater. So y'all are really real and one of y'all. Hopefully you didn't have to experience it for real, but if you did, I'm grateful that god got you out of that and you were able to be a listener and downloaderer and a future subscriber to Fat and Sweets. Belmoir, mar I don't know how to say that B-E-L-L-M-A-W-R. Belmar Rawr yeah, I'm going to just say Rawr, new Jersey, oakland, new Jersey, and Cuna Cuna, idaho I like Cuna, idaho. Thank you to all of our first subscribers, thank you for all of our future subscribers, to all of y'all that downloaded. Y'all are making this happen and yeah, thank y'all for listening.
Fat Daddy:I can't say anything else outside of that. Now let's get into it. This first segment Is called Don't Piss Me Off. Don't piss me off.
Sweets the Goddess:Don't piss me off. I don't know how many of y'all say this multiple times a day, but I know I need at least, like you know, those little counters that they have at the bottom of the screen when it's like a montage of people saying the same thing over and over. If I had a little counter, I'd say it at least like between 20 to 30 times a day. Don't piss me off, or don't get on my nerves.
Fat Daddy:Is that what your phrase is when you're about to hit somebody?
Sweets the Goddess:not necessarily I'm about to hit somebody, but when I, when you're getting on my nerve, I would say, hey, don't, don't get on my nerves, or don't get on my fucking nerves. I know you're about to piss me off. Like, for instance, you know, when you're on your way to pick somebody up and you say, all right, I will be there in 15 minutes, they wait until you pull up the. But oh, my fault, I need like 10 more minutes. Or they decide to take a shit as you pull up to the house. Don't piss me off. What type of stupid shit is that?
Fat Daddy:well, well, I would ask have you showed up late to pick them up before?
Sweets the Goddess:what if you haven't? No, all right, let's just say on the first, on the first pickup, on the first I have been in the situation african-american yes then you should expect that yes, but I'm saying that you could. You could have warned me, as I was in transit on the way to your house. You're going to wait till I pull up to tell me I need just 10 more minutes or I need my fault. I'm in the bathroom.
Fat Daddy:This is what I do. I tell people I'll be there at 530 and I'm not pulling up till 6. Because I know better. Like black people just ain't on time for nothing, unless it's like like nothing, absolutely nothing. So I would never get upset that somebody ain't ready. That's black, that's just a fact. Y'all are late, I am late.
Sweets the Goddess:What do they call that CP time?
Fat Daddy:CP time.
Sweets the Goddess:Y'all know what that is.
Fat Daddy:Colored people time. That's what we do. We show up when we show up. That's a real thing. So how could I? Let me not crap on yours. That's what pisses you off.
Sweets the Goddess:That's just one of the things. It'd be little shit that pisses me off when I see people wear sandals that are too small and I see their toes about to jump off the front.
Fat Daddy:Yo, that's leverage, don't piss me off.
Sweets the Goddess:That shit pisses me off. That's leverage, bro. Sure they got good balance, that shit. Come on now. They got tingers. I got tingers. I'm biased towards that. Okay, well, you can wear. You can wear a sufficient size that your tingers don't gotta jump off the edge like that.
Fat Daddy:I'm here to disagree. They grip it for dealing.
Sweets the Goddess:They can wear what they want don't piss me off, don't get my fucking marriage. What's something that pisses you off?
Fat Daddy:people who don't understand how easy it is to make money but yet ask for a handout. Nah, bruh, I'm not. I'm not giving you no fish. I'm gonna teach you how to fish and if you don't want to, well, stay broke. Another thing that pisses me off somebody who has a dream and they don't chase it like it's their dream and I'm more passionate about your dream than you are that pisses me off yeah anyways.
Fat Daddy:Ears that don't actually listen piss me off. And eyes that don't actually see, boy does that piss me off. What do you even have them for? Just throw them away. Just let somebody vincent van gogh you, let somebody mike tyson you, because you don't use them anyways. What does it even matter?
Sweets the Goddess:that pisses me off do you ever have anything like small and maybe it's not that big a deal with something? You just see it makes you like crocs used to piss me off or something small yeah, just something that people be like. What that makes you mad?
Fat Daddy:yeah, crocs used to used to infuriate people who drive really small cars and take forever in a day to back out that don't make me want to like massacre, something that don't make me want to commit like uh, what's that movie where they talk about the who to and the tootsie?
Sweets the Goddess:excuse me the what it makes me want to commit like genocide.
Fat Daddy:When I see somebody backing out slow in a little punch monkey or a forward focus, I'm like, bro, I drive a gigantic truck and I back out quickly and get out of the way quickly. You are doing what? And you got a backup camera, are you? Are you crazy? You want to get shot today. Not saying that I'm actually gonna do it, but I think that I think that every time I'm like why are you even driving you?
Sweets the Goddess:you need to be walking you get annoyed with everybody's driving other than yourself.
Fat Daddy:Right.
Sweets the Goddess:I've come to know this.
Fat Daddy:That's why I don't let nobody drive. I control what I control. Interesting yeah, don't piss me off, don't piss me off. Oh, another thing that pisses me off, but it also motivates me, is somebody telling me what I'm not going to do. That is like that's crack. The way you were talking about african food. What is crack to me is somebody telling me what I cannot do, what I won't do. Yeah, all right. Okay, when you hit me with stuff like that, you just marked up the wrong tree and don't ever, ever, poke the hive and get upset when you get stung. That'll piss me off.
Sweets the Goddess:That's true, anyways I don't like when people will talk to me crazy or do something real. Some real gutter bug shit to you and then try to be your friend and then try smiling in your face. That shit pisses me off.
Fat Daddy:Been smiling in your face.
Sweets the Goddess:All the time. Don't want to take your place to backstab, but no, I will quickly say don't try to be my fucking friend. That's another one that I feel like I say a lot Don't get on my fucking nerves, don't try to be my fucking friend, like, don't, don't do that shit after you.
Fat Daddy:just if y'all can't tell I am scooching over right now because she's a little bit fiery and I feel threatened, so I'm gonna remove myself for the situation you think? You think they good enough with this segment to get it so we can use it and say, don't piss me off, they're gonna recall.
Sweets the Goddess:I'm gonna have to revisit this segment because I got a little, a lot of little things that oh, let's go to oh, oh, I'm so ready for segment two.
Fat Daddy:Do you want to say it?
Sweets the Goddess:segment two is called the crash out button where is your crash out button located? Well, well.
Fat Daddy:You don't have to answer that.
Sweets the Goddess:Me personally, though, hold on, let's back up.
Fat Daddy:What is the crash out button? Actually, what is crashing out?
Sweets the Goddess:Crashing out is like when you see red. All logic and reason goes out the window and you just act off impulse. You got tunnel vision, you mad. You got tunnel vision for something. You don't care what the consequence is, you just go all the way, take it there. That's what it is.
Fat Daddy:I, you, just, you just go all the way, take it there. That's what it is. I think everybody has a crash out button and I also believe that there is one person walking the face of the earth that is just the best at pushing your crash out button whether in a good way or a bad way, there is one, and hopefully you don't marry him everybody got one.
Sweets the Goddess:It's usually the one that you wind up having kids with too. I hate to say it, but it's usually at least in my experience the one that oh no, you ain't wrong I'm saying it's. I don't know if I speak for everybody, but I want to say maybe a good like 80 percent of the time, the person that pushes your crash out button the best is the one that you had cheering by, or at least a child by they're gonna do it every time.
Fat Daddy:If you don't have children, you might be one of the smartest people in the world.
Sweets the Goddess:Don't do it yet you're like a unicorn y'all need a gold star or some stickers or something I'm not saying that kids are the problem, because they're not.
Fat Daddy:They are not they didn't ask to be here it is the person that you choose to have the kids with and working with them to figure out how to parent. That is the biggest discrepancy, the biggest roadblock, the biggest obstacle, the biggest thorn in your side is the person that you made the kid with. The kid is great, they ain't asked to be here. They're just trying to learn, they're just trying to figure it out. So don't worry about that. We got no smoke for the kids, it's the, it's the vessel that helped create the kid.
Sweets the Goddess:Yeah and yes, it takes two to tango they have you questioning your own sanity like am I, am I maybe? I'm retarded yeah, like maybe I'm tripping. Is it me? Am I the drama?
Fat Daddy:and it's never. For most people it's not an issue until the kid is here.
Sweets the Goddess:You see, you see but the red flags were there all along rose tinted glasses.
Fat Daddy:Right back to the, to the trust and the rose tinted glasses. You thought it was cool and then it was not cool. So it happens sometimes and that's just what it is. You just gotta live with. But it's not the kid's fault, it's really not.
Sweets the Goddess:But yes, alright, so now they know what crashing out is oh wait, I know somebody else who can hit your crash out button your mama. I know my mama hits my crash out button sometimes.
Fat Daddy:Yes, I will agree. I'm not going to say anything about that.
Sweets the Goddess:I ain't even just going to say mom, I'm going to say parents, parents will hit you, crash on. Yeah, because Lord knows, my daddy gets on my nerves. Love them, love them.
Fat Daddy:You should send him this episode.
Sweets the Goddess:Yeah you scared, I ain't scared. Yeah, you are. What's he going to do? Beat me he might. He might try. He got to catch me first, he got a bad will, he will.
Fat Daddy:He got too, so that's gonna be hilarious to watch. Is you trying to run from him and him almost catching you, and then he catches you, and then what, then? What? Nothing.
Sweets the Goddess:Y'all gonna just be like uh-huh you're gonna have a fight in your hands.
Fat Daddy:Okay, I'm gonna trip you so you can get caught by pops wow, that's great.
Sweets the Goddess:Whose side are you on? Because?
Fat Daddy:why are you running?
Sweets the Goddess:whose side? Why are you ducking smoke?
Fat Daddy:what wait? Hold up, wait, you brought him up in this. He wasn't even he. He minded his business. You talking about him man you talking about. You gotta be thankful for that sperm he gave you wouldn't be here that's gross.
Sweets the Goddess:I mean I am thank you for the light he was in there cream pie and then you that's you know what. No, I'm not sending him this.
Fat Daddy:That's gross he knows it. I guarantee you he lab, I'll send it to him personally, I'm gonna going to vomit. You better. Thank your pops.
Sweets the Goddess:I already said thanks, thanks to the people who gave me life. Yeah, but pops.
Fat Daddy:She's thankful for you, but she also said that you push her crash out button.
Sweets the Goddess:I'm saying that's what all parents are for.
Fat Daddy:But the funny thing is, he already know that he made you.
Sweets the Goddess:They damn sure do know that Anybody else you can think of that'll push-up, crash out, but your kids my boss my co-workers.
Fat Daddy:Anybody who knows me well enough can push my crash out button, but I'm a lot better at restraint now, so it's cool. I get my crash out button pressed probably about 50 times minimum a day. So I think you need to spend more time with those people, because they do help you, even though, even though it's difficult, they help to mold you into a mature man or woman or elephant or whatever you choose to identify as. So, yeah, don't run away from them just yet, but once you figure out what they're in your life for whether they're a blessing or a lesson, or a blessing and a lesson you decide what you do with them. You know, it's totally up to you. Um, I think that that's good too. Crash out button there is a very, very, uh, uh, como se dice, uh nasty part of the crash out button that we're not talking about right now, and I think that, um, if you know know if you remember the huckle buck, that can hit the crash hit the crash.
Fat Daddy:But, it is. That's the same one that I gave the V friends to yesterday.
Fat Daddy:Yeah, there's a, there's a very raunchy segment and then we'll save that for the subscribers only. So if you want that, please subscribe. If you want to know how to do it, I will put the link in the bio. But for the very minimum, go to the Fat and Sweets Instagram page and check the bio, bro. Go to the website and there's a little dollar sign at the top right. Click that drink, subscribe, and then maybe you'll get to hear about it.
Sweets the Goddess:But for now, that huckle buck, that old man squat duck Wow, it will push your crash out button if you're doing it right and it'll also make some kids and ladies, if you, if you do your exercises and y'all know the kinds I'm talking about the kinds you can do when you're just sitting still watching tv really doing anything I'm pretty sure y'all know that's how you push a man's crash out button too.
Fat Daddy:It'll do it every time so now we're gonna talk about v friends for like two minutes. Um, there's something called v friends and for the first nine subscribers they got this email. For the other three including myself, because I subscribe the other two that got the email as well vfriendscom. Go there, learn about it and you will understand what we're talking about. It's the coolest thing in the world right now.
Fat Daddy:Um, our children were watching v friends cartoons. Today you can look that up on youtube at vee friends space cartoons and you will be able to find one of the coolest cartoons ever with the coolest characters. And your boy, fat daddy and sweets may or may not be one of these characters in future episodes, because that's just what is happening. So y'all hear here first. If you don't know what what v friends is, there are. There's the information. Um, do with it what you will and I promise you you will not regret it If you are open to learning some things and want to make you some money and also instill characteristics, qualities, principles and values into the people around you, in your circle and or your household. So get with it or get lost.
Sweets the Goddess:And if you get lost?
Fat Daddy:you're going to be really, really sad, so get with it. That'll be the only time really really sad, so get with it. That'll be the only time I tell you to get with it. Um, I'm also starting a podcast called the ambitious angel podcast. That is what I am and it'll only be content about v friends. So if that's something you're interested in, you want to learn about it, be on the lookout for that. I'll put it on my nlosa0426 ig page. And or tiktok, those are the same handles and yeah, that is it for me. How you want to wrap this one up. This is a good episode six this is um.
Sweets the Goddess:I'm trying to think any.
Fat Daddy:Any takeaways yeah, I got a takeaway for y'all. Um, enjoy your weekends however you see fit. I like to spend mine making more money and prepping for the monday morning madness, so that looks like whatever I want it to look like. I'm currently about to go hoop and I think that that is a great catharsis, because I'm a menace and I'm very mean and I say mean things and then I come home and I'm a charming little teddy bear so at the very least, my takeaway is take care of yourself, because ain't nobody gonna do it but you.
Sweets the Goddess:I like that, I'll. I'm gonna piggyback off of that. Mental health is. Mental health is more important than a lot of people give it credit for. Um, if your mental is not okay, then you can't be the person you need to be for your family, for yourself, for for your friends. You can't pour from an empty cup, from an empty pitcher, so do whatever it takes to fill your own cup.
Fat Daddy:All praise to the most high. I know it sounds like we are, we heathens. God is working on us and they think we've gotten a little too radical with our message. Well, I got news for you. You ain't heard nothing, nothing yet. And if you don't know, now you know. Glory, glory, we getting there, we getting there, we getting there and again we getting there. For now I'm a little crazy. God will mold me like clay and I will be straight as of right now. We're getting y'all's attention, we give me y'all the info and then we're going to get right with God after that. That's my business, that's my relationship with my GOD. You find yours and then get out of my business.
Sweets the Goddess:A verse.
Fat Daddy:A message and go, be fruitful and multiply and go do some stuff. Go do something. We love you. We're going to end on the diabolical laughter. Have a, have a blessed day. Don't let the good lord hit you with a good lord split you we're gonna get I think I was supposed to say door. We know, don't let the door hit you with a good lord split you.
Sweets the Goddess:They know what you mean.
Fat Daddy:Either way, it's the same thing. Love you, sugar.
