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Fat & Sweets Podcast
"The Tism Chronicles" Ep.5 Last, but Not Least.
Fat and Sweets explore neurodivergence, cultural references, parenting realities, and intimate relationships in this unfiltered conversation about embracing your authentic self.
• Everyone has some flavor of "the tism" (autism) – it's not a defect but a superpower
• The number five symbolizes freedom, curiosity, change, and grace
• Cultural references separate who "can sit with us" – from rotary phones to SpongeBob quotes
• The "F*ck Them Kids" segment celebrates the love of parenthood while acknowledging its challenges
• Parents sometimes need breaks without feeling guilty
• Relationship advice: embody the qualities you seek in a partner
• For men: focus on personal growth and financial stability before pursuing marriage
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What's up, chat. Back to you again with another episode of Fat Daddy and Sweet Yo. We are now on episode 5, all the way live Poetry. On this episode, we're going to get into some segments that we've been brainstorming on. So far, the episodes have been just general talk, which that's pretty much the premise of our show, but now let's actually try to get into some of these topics. Fat Daddy, how would you like to weigh in?
Speaker 2:All right, first of all, happy Monday. It is a Monday and that's what I'll say, because, you know, we're trying to make sure that our podcast is timeless, just like timeless music, so I'm not going to say what the date is, just know it's Monday. Everybody's had a Monday before and they didn't like it. Well, I like this Monday. This is a really, really, really dope Monday.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:To say the least.
Speaker 2:Yes, such a good Monday that I forgot that it was Monday until I looked at the date, mm-hmm. This is the time where I share with y'all some good stuff. We have five segments that we're going to give you today and we're going to spend five minutes on each of those five segments. Why? Because episode five. It just makes sense. That way. No current events will ever be discussed on this podcast unless, well, we change our mind and we talk about it. Also, we did some cool stuff like open up our opportunity for you to subscribe to our podcast and we'll let you chew that over and see if you want to subscribe to this thing. We got going on and I think, over time and consistency, you'll have no other option but to subscribe. When you start seeing people win things and get gifted things and blessed with things because y'all poured into us and what are you subscribing to? A whole lot. Where can you find that buzzsproutcom? When we send you the link, or when you see the link, click on the link.
Speaker 2:Okay, we are at two minutes exactly on this pod and I'm gonna spend five minutes talking about what's coming. There are gonna be a couple new podcasts, you see roll out with some very important people to me and some very important people to sweets, so stay tuned for that. Uh, what other questions might you have? Um, what is the title of my individual podcast? Well, it's gonna be called the losa entertainment podcast. Why? Because it's simple. I was about to over complicate it and name it something else, but that something else is already on the internet. And well, I'm one of one and she is one of one, so we're doing things that are what One of one.
Speaker 2:I think that's good enough for now and I'm going to pass it back to Sweets.
Speaker 1:Well, first segment we're going to get into is called, lovingly named, the Tism. Oh come on All right.
Speaker 2:So for the people who don't know, Sweets is going to break down what that is, Because I didn't know what that was until she taught me what it was. And guess what? Y'all I have the tism Self-diagnosed.
Speaker 1:First and foremost, let's be clear. We all know that tism is short for autism, and autism is a spectrum that is so broad that there's so many different what do I want to say? Levels to it that I believe everybody is on the spectrum to some capacity. It's levels to this shit. It's definitely levels to this shit. But I like to ask people so what flavoritism do you have? I think it all comes in different flavors. Honestly, neurotypical people are boring. So I mean, if you're not on the tism, if you don't have a little bit of the tism, then you can't be my friend. Anyway, we can't even really talk about much. For instance, let's see the way I like to eat my sandwiches. You got to eat around the outside before you eat the middle. It makes perfect sense.
Speaker 1:That makes perfect sense to me. Anytime I see anybody else eat a sandwich any other way, I feel like it makes my brain bleed. Why do you?
Speaker 2:do it that way. You have to pause right here because I eat my sandwich. Let's just say I got a big mac. I bite the center and then I bite to the right or the left, depending on if there's bacon or lettuce or whatever sticking out. I bite it like that.
Speaker 2:I bite it like how I read a book from left to right or from right to left, depending on if it's the bible left to right or the quran right to left, depending on if it's the Bible left to right or the Quran right to left, it doesn't matter. So you eat on some like typewriter type shit. Yeah, in order. In order, not around the outside. What are you on? I'm not that flavor of tism, not that I'm that. Go ahead, I'm going to pass it back to you.
Speaker 1:What the hell? It makes perfect sense to me. What's another example of autism that you had? That was the first one that I could think. I have so many I can't think of them all.
Speaker 2:Well, you got to lead this to the promised land Because, like I feed off of you, because I learned what the tism was from you, what I'll say about the tism is I know it's a damn superpower. I know that people think that people with autism are sped or retarded or all these other things.
Speaker 2:No, we're breaking those stigmas we're breaking. You learn differently and you learn in a way that no one else can learn, which to me makes you rare, and I'll insert this quote you're not weird, you're just limited edition if you look at some of the brightest minds in history.
Speaker 1:They got the even. They all have the tism. Einstein had the tism that motherfucker was spayed. Kanye has the tism he has to. There's so many other people. Anybody that is an out-of-the-box thinker is on the spectrum in some type of way, and those are the best kind you know.
Speaker 2:Will Smith was talking about it. Did you see his interview? He was talking about the dude that made the plane. He was literally like oh yeah, let's make this big thing that's made out of this metal and fly in the air. Like he was probably baked high as hell saying fuck this traffic, I'm about to fly. And they probably told him yo, you're crazy. Now, what is our main mode of transportation when we want to go far? Airplane, we fly on planes. So if the motherfucker with the tism can think it, well you, if you have a wild idea and people tell you you're crazy, just know you're on the right track.
Speaker 1:Think of all the movies and TV shows that y'all like to watch. Game of Thrones fans. You mean to tell me what's the name of the person who wrote George RR Martin, something like that. That author, author? You can tell me he don't got the tism a little bit. Whoever wrote harry potter? That might be the author of harry potter. I might have messed that up chat. Either way, whoever writes stuff like that has to be on the spectrum. Either way. Showed you like watching, like stranger things. You can't tell me that came from a neurotypical writer there's no way.
Speaker 1:There's no way, yo can we pause on the uh, the tism.
Speaker 2:We gonna hop right back to it. This is, excuse me, the tism. I'm drinking a c4 for all my energy drinkers out there. Get the flavor that's called arctic snow cone. This shit is crack. 300 milligrams of caffeine, can you tell? All right, so we're gonna hop back because I think that not saying that numerology is everything, but I think that understanding the significance of the numbers you see are important to your nine, your journey, your walk to becoming, you know, the higher version of yourself. This episode is not the fifth one. All right, talk to your ai. It tells you stuff.
Speaker 2:The number five has many meanings, including a cardinal number. Five has many meanings, including a cardinal number. If you didn't know what a cardinal number was, you will now. It's also a gesture high fives and it's a symbol. It's an angel number. A cardinal number is this the number five is the sum of four and one. Four plus one equals five. For all you sped people that don't know how to do math, don't worry, get your calculator. Four plus one equals five. Look at your hand there's five fingers. Okay, it can be used as an adjective to mean one more than four. Well, that's a cardinal number. It's also a gesture Ready, that's it. High five, that's a cardinal number. It's also a gesture ready, that's it, high five. A gesture where two people slap each other's extended hands, often using a greeting or celebration. Got it, for example? So I slapped him five and hugged him. Symbols here we go. In numerology, the number five symbolizes freedom.
Speaker 1:Freedom.
Speaker 2:Curiosity, which I am the curious cat, and change, which I love Change. I'm a chameleon In nature. It can represent spring and growth. In Christianity, it can represent desire, faith, hope, humility and, most importantly, love. In neo-pagan religions, the pentagram, a five-pointed star, often represents the five elements of air, fire, water, earth and spirit. Why did that just make me think of uh, captain?
Speaker 1:planet yeah, wind, water, whatever yo, you remember the one indian kid his power was heart. Yeah, you know how pissed off I'd have been if that was my power.
Speaker 2:I would be happy, because people don't have it. Nah, man, fuck that, everybody else got shit like wind fire right heart. What love god is what?
Speaker 1:god is love.
Speaker 2:Yes, why would you not want heart?
Speaker 1:I'm saying, if we look at this show, the sidebar this is part of my autism got it cool sidebar. Everybody else got these cool ass superpowers, and then you got the poor little indian kid that had a power like heart. You can't fight nobody with that. Yes, you can. You can't fight with that. I mean, yeah, you, you change people's heart and make no kumbaya. You can't fight shit with that yes, you can.
Speaker 2:What you know, what uh a synonym for heart is what courage you could be scared and still do it anyways.
Speaker 1:That's hard when's the last time you've seen captain planet? Do you remember it? Yeah, that that kid wasn't fighting, shit doesn't matter, he couldn't do shit did he die? No because all right then because he had teammates with real powers. I would disagree. But anyway, back to your numerology.
Speaker 2:Heart is very important. Forget what she's talking about. In Hebrew, the number five represents grace and favor, which we learned in the study Bible. That favor is respect from the people and wisdom from God. I want all the favor. Other meanings, the fifth in a set of series, something having five units or members, a five dollar bill, an idiom take five means to take a brief respite. Oh, that's a five dollar word. I like that. Uh, the presence of five can suggest that major changes could be on the horizon, which, for us, it, sure is it sure, damn skippy, you're damn skippy, it sure.
Speaker 2:So for all of you dweebs out there that want to know, just google, uh, the meaning of the number five, and you can fact check everything I just told you. Since you don't believe anything, shout out to my mama y'all don't believe poop stinks till you smell it. Smell the poop all right, cool. Still back to the tism. That was all a part of the tism, anyways. We just went all over the place and went right back gotta love the tism.
Speaker 1:I'm thankful for it turn your volume up I'd hate to be normal. Oh, my bad, my bad, that's cool, it's fine. I actually I want to move on to another segment. I think that's enough for the tism.
Speaker 2:I'd say so oh, which one, that one yeah, that one or this one, which one? Let's go number two I like that one y'all can't see what we're looking at, but we're discussing some real important stuff right now. Uh, y'all can't sit with us, that's just. Let's just call it that you can't sit with us.
Speaker 1:Do we have any mean girl fans? That's where. That's where it came from. It pretty much is. Uh, you know, if you can't, if you can't pick up what we're putting down, you can't sit with us. For instance, the captain planet reference if you don't know who that is or where we got that from, you can't sit with us yeah, bro, this ain't the power for you this is not for you, please excuse yourself if you don't know what a rotary phone is this ain't the power for you.
Speaker 2:You can't sit with us if you don't know what a cd is. You can't sit with us if you don't know what a cd is. You can't sit with us.
Speaker 1:You don't know what a vinyl is you can't sit with if you don't speak in spongebob quotes for at least 70 percent of this is not the pod for you you can't sit with us if you don't know the song. The best time to wear a striped sweater is when it's all the time you can't sit with us go sit at another table.
Speaker 2:This ain't the table for you you don't even go here why are you even here? Why'd you enroll? You're the wrong school. You're a dweeb see the.
Speaker 1:That's why I say neurotypical people will never be friends with me.
Speaker 2:They can't sit with me what, what flavor of what flavor of tism do you have?
Speaker 1:just to hop back there well, I mean, you got a nice little cocktail. Thing is going on, I'm a cocktail yeah, you got a. You got a few neuro, uh, divergent things going on, which is cool. You, you got some add maybe a little adhd, which is cool. You damn sure got ocd. Oh for sure, a lot of them things.
Speaker 2:I got the D's on the end Because I got the Never mind For y'all that can't see. This is why you're not making a video at all, Because I don't want you to see what I just did. If you know, you know.
Speaker 1:They can sit with us, if they know, if you know what I'm doing because I got that. Yeah, man, but yeah, you got a nice neurodivergent cocktail going on, that's all I'm trying to say Okay, I got a nice cocktail. Oh, my God Thank you.
Speaker 2:Wow, I am flattered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anytime.
Speaker 2:Listen to how she's laughing. Anytime Wow this is like reading a book. Shout out to Bro for the analogy. You listening to this podcast, and only listening to it, is helping you out, because y'all get over stimulated and you lose your ability to hear when you're looking at the video.
Speaker 1:so just listen I mean I get it though, because my attention span is not all the way there. My damn self and I'm working on it, guys, this podcast episode is for the people who really actually like podcasts we're gonna just let it go, I like it.
Speaker 1:I like what we're doing so far I like it too and see, for someone like me it's not that I don't enjoy podcasts, but I'm still kind of just getting into it and for something to grab my attention and hold on to that's. You know that's, that's no easy thing, but I like what we're doing here because it's just like regular conversation. You know some shit that I was.
Speaker 2:We just letting you bums listen to it and if you take offense to that, lace up the shoe and wear it If it don't apply.
Speaker 1:Let it fly, let it fly, I like it. I like it. Anything else on the you can't sit with us topic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and another thing If you ma Talk to him, fuck him. If you can't write in cursive, you can't sit with us.
Speaker 1:You can't sit with us. You can't sit with us. You can't.
Speaker 2:If you don't know how to drive stick, well, you better learn damn it, because you can't sit with us right now wait, I can't, I can't drive stick if it don't apply, let it fly well, that shit applies.
Speaker 1:I can't drive stick.
Speaker 2:Well, there's a lot of folks who are like me yep, and you can't sit with me no, I can't sit with you on that, how you gonna try and steal my car and you can't even drive the motherfucker bro. Are you kidding me? That's theft proof. You gonna get in here and be like oh, this is a nice car, Damn it what you gonna do with it. Get out Stupid.
Speaker 1:See, another thing for me if you don't laugh in serious situations, you can't sit with us. You can't sit with me anyway, because I'm damn sure gonna get you in trouble or I'm. I'm queen of laughing at shit.
Speaker 2:I ain't got no one more thing if you are my friend and I call you or you call me and you have me on speakerphone, you cannot sit with us, because I am the friend that you do not put on fucking speakerphone.
Speaker 1:This goes back to know your people.
Speaker 2:Know your personnel, know your people, know your team and if you know me at all and you've been on the receiving end, do not put me on speaker. You will be embarrassed because you're gay.
Speaker 1:Or your kids going to be repeating some shit. They ain't got no business.
Speaker 2:Don't put me on speakerphone. I called to talk to you, not, and all them, not your mom and them if you don't understand in them, and you can't sit with us if you don't understand. Oh, bless your heart, you can't sit with us. Damn it are we. Am I spinning or am I tripping? No, you spin and that's a segment for later. That's not for this podcast.
Speaker 1:But yeah, y'all can't sit with us. See, the list could go on, for you can't sit with oh my god, I feel like this is a freestyle I'm surprised we have friends because of how long this list is like, because there's they're meant to be there. That's true, my friends, real friends, better than your friends but I feel like how, how strict the the guidelines are to be able to sit with a she would think no no.
Speaker 2:What is the African proverb. Say in the in the voice. Okay, Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everybody's garden. You could do it so much better.
Speaker 1:I don't know the quote well enough. We're going to work on your accent, though. That's not bad.
Speaker 2:Whatever, that's not bad, it's like it's giving um black panther. That was a little basset. That was my call sign on the flight line. What black panther?
Speaker 1:that's what they call me okay, okay, that's cool that was dope I'm saying you know, a couple of the accents was on there as a little like we saw how I talk and if y'all didn't understand it.
Speaker 2:Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everybody's garden.
Speaker 1:Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-uh.
Speaker 2:Ew. Anyways, please take it away. I think that's enough.
Speaker 1:That sounds pretty good for the. You can't sit with us. You can't sit with us.
Speaker 2:We want to do this forever and ever. Whenever y'all request it and whenever we feel like it, do we go here? We didn't go there yet we should not go there. We're gonna save that for the end, but I think we are.
Speaker 1:This is the best segment. You want to. You want to call that one out this segment right here.
Speaker 2:This, this podcast, obviously. Oh wait, wait, we are at 18 minutes and some change right 1840. 18, no 1807. This is the part where, if you're in your car and you have little people with you, if you have teenagers with you that are under the age of 18, this is where you stop the podcast. This is where you stop Because we're about to start this segment in about five seconds. Okay.
Speaker 1:Or put your AirPods in or your headphones.
Speaker 2:Right, and if you missed it, then you miss it.
Speaker 1:Fuck them kids. And when you say it, you got to wind it up. So you got to fuck them kids. That's how you got to say it.
Speaker 2:That's the segment. This is the segment for all the people who have kids that actually take care of their kids. This is only for you, but this is to highlight the importance of dating your partner and sometimes you gotta say fuck them kids yeah, and it's also a big part of your mental health.
Speaker 1:Sometimes you gotta say fuck them kids to get yourself together so that you can be a better parent and for all of you um holthou people fuck is not in the Bible, so fuck them kids.
Speaker 2:This is true. We love them, we take care of them, we provide for them. I bust my ass and work for them.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 1:But fuck them kids Definitely want to reiterate that being a parent is our greatest joy, probably our greatest accomplishment in life. I wouldn't trade my babies in for the world. Nope, love them, I love them to life. I ain't gonna say I love them to them, I love them all to to life, yes, but I I can also say, fuck them kids because they drive me crazy. Sometimes you can say that when you love your babies and when they mean everything to you, but fuck them, them niggas, is disrespectful. You know how crazy it is that to to carry a baby around for nine, ten months. You raise them, you stay up and you wipe their nose and shit when they sick, you rub their bellies and shit when they throw up, only for them to, to, to hit the age of one and a hat to tell you no and bully you for snacks and shit and all you do is basically become their bitch just to ass. Wiping bitch of apple juice, handing bitch like snack, handed bitch like that's basically all you are.
Speaker 1:I'm so glad we're not monetizing this, no, but you, basically you become a toddler's bitch the minute, not even just a toddler more. Yes, you become your baby's bitch the minute you have one. Think about it. As soon as they come out, the coots, what are you doing? Wiping ass, feeding, and they don't even ask nice, they just go. They don't even ask for shit.
Speaker 2:Niggas don't say please or thank you obviously she's been waiting to get this off for a long time. Now I can take a breath she's using this pod as what my catharsis and if you don't know what it is, google that shit.
Speaker 1:That's your five dollar word of the day. Shout out to miss mcdonald for teaching me that shit right back to um. You can't sit with us if you don't know what catharsis means yeah, you damn sure can't sit with me if you don't have an extensive vernacular oh fuck them kids. Fuck them kids. But we love them. Thank god for them. I wouldn't trade them in for the world but fuck them shit.
Speaker 1:Y'all ever just wanted to run away or even just lock yourself in the closet for like five minutes because you're tired of hair, money, money, hey daddy, hey daddy, hey daddy hey daddy, hey daddy, which is a beautiful noise, but when you know I don't want to be called daddy unless it's some some um, anyways, daddy, daddy is cool when I want it to be, but sometimes I don't want to be daddy, I want to be.
Speaker 2:I want to be fat daddy. That's a different.
Speaker 1:That's, that's a different type of different one yo. Does your heart ever sink to your ass when you see that they're like your kid is asleep or they're playing quietly by themselves and you just peek and check on them and then they make eye contact with you. Fuck shit then, immediately Shit.
Speaker 2:Then immediately it's like hi mommy oh no, I just did that the other day. I opened the door to see if she was awake.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:And she said if y'all can't see what I'm doing? She opened her eyes as big as they could get and I said damn it.
Speaker 1:Fuck Daddy, daddy, shit, shit, shit shit hi baby, it's so good yeah. So you gotta have your moment. You gotta come right back. Hi, baby, love you.
Speaker 2:I closed the door right back and I opened the door as if I never even did that I know, I know all.
Speaker 2:Every parent has felt it and I told y'all if you read the podcast description which I know y'all don't read, but if you do rewrite it with intention. I told you, if you have been through anything real in life, if you have a real love, if you have kids that you actually love, you're gonna feel something. Of course you're gonna feel something because I know all y'all have tried to act like you wasn't awake when your kid was like making noise in the other room yeah, I know y'all was faking.
Speaker 2:I know y'all was faking. That y'all was still asleep. Yeah, I know, and some of y'all nodding right now, yeah, I know or think.
Speaker 1:Think of how hype y'all be to drop y'all kids off at daycare and school. Y'all might be acting. I don't want to get up earlier, but the minute they call you and say school is closed or daycare is closed, how y'all gonna feel. Y'all gonna be right on on the book or instagram talking shit about whatever establishment you take your baby to. You know what you gotta tell them about what love you?
Speaker 2:sugar oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:There's one time I dropped my son off at school and he's lucky. I slowed the car down, I slung his ass out so fast and I threw a kiss at him on his way out the door and said love you, baby, see you later. I barely get my boy a hug, but you know we've all been there all I see?
Speaker 1:all I see is I'm rolling down the street man, like I said, I slowed the car down just enough. So when you're going like two or three, it was maybe like five, five miles a hour. That was pretty slow.
Speaker 2:He was all right five mile an hour to that he was all right, I'm kidding, of course skin marks.
Speaker 1:I'm man, look he's four tough, that boy got road rash. That boy got gravel in his skin because you said man look, just because you threw your baby outside in her car seat, don't make you no better no, you should tell them why you were so excited to drop him off.
Speaker 2:You remember?
Speaker 1:I think I was trying to talk to you before you went to work. Uh-huh, fuck them Fuck them kids. Fuck them kids sometimes Goddamn, but I love them. Wouldn't trade them for the world. But she loves me a little bit more. I know I love you differently At least I want her to. I love you differently. See, that might be another topic we have to talk about.
Speaker 2:The difference in love.
Speaker 1:Yes, like the love you have for your babies versus the love you have for your partner. You can't say you love one more than the other, but the love is just different, it's deep.
Speaker 2:They're both, just both, very deep, but they're different indeed and if you don't know, then it ain't for you, but if you real and you solid and you a little bit spiritual, then you know it's different.
Speaker 1:You got a beautiful spirit. You gotta be, we're gonna, we're going till 25.
Speaker 2:No, let's go till 30, because we gotta get this in. Um, we did fuck them kids, we did. You can't sit with us. We talked about the tism. You kind of told a story. Right, we can go right here. We're gonna be this this for the late night special. This, the red light district. This is the uh, what's the song on the album. This is the. That's what it's made for. This is the. That's what it's made for. We had your wives. How'd you turn? This is that raunchy segment. We just gonna call it. We just gonna call it wrong. And she wrong she.
Speaker 1:I don't even know where to start with that. You got to take that away, fat forehead to forehead oh you ever?
Speaker 2:just how do you want to start this one?
Speaker 1:I don't know you got to start this one. I don't know you're gonna have to start that off. You already said forehead to forehead. You want to give some context?
Speaker 2:yeah, on that what y'all think? You put two and two together.
Speaker 1:You non-math and motherfuckers you should have seen how he looked at me when he said it too. He looked like a the damn devil himself how does she look in that video?
Speaker 2:what's it?
Speaker 1:queen and uh oh yeah, the worst behavior video y'all gotta watch, it all right, so?
Speaker 2:we about to be raunchy for the last like four minutes, and if you don't want to hear that, well, this is your time to go exit stage left but if you a little bit nasty and you cool for some explicit content, this is where this is how I'm gonna start you ever lay pipe so good that she told you that if your brain had a dick she would suck it. You hear the laughter because this is not cap. There is no cap in my rap none.
Speaker 2:That's pretty nasty I don't have like a uh, I got, I got something that I could work with and it's something that she could work with. That's pretty nice, and if my brain had one of these up here, she would suck it.
Speaker 1:Ooh ladies, have y'all ever had a man tell you that he loved you so much that he wanted to make you cum in front of your parents?
Speaker 2:Her daddy Diabolical no, I hope he doesn't listen to this part.
Speaker 1:Oh God, I don't. And if he does.
Speaker 2:I hope he doesn't listen to this part.
Speaker 1:Oh God, and he does. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Dad, I'm not. Oh no, I'm not, sorry at all.
Speaker 1:That's the Sarge I don't want to say that to the Sarge?
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, guess what I could have been in my previous life?
Speaker 1:Who.
Speaker 2:One of them. They used to call me Big Sarge. Oh my God, go ahead and talk about it. What you embarrassed.
Speaker 1:I'm not embarrassed, I'm blushing, though, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, raunchy.
Speaker 1:Be careful when y'all out here doing it. Meat to meat, that's how y'all make. Oh my God, so close you got to say it like that Meat to meat. Ew, I know. Y'all be careful. Don't let a nigga put you in the huckle book. And don't let a nigga put you in the huckle book. That's words from the wise. My grandmother told me that herself. Because that's the shit that I have. You out here crashing out agreeing the shit that you never would have thought you'd agree to. Yuck, yuck. You find yourself in. Hmm, I don't even know what to call it. What are you?
Speaker 2:about to tell me, but.
Speaker 1:I will say, I will say, recently, the way life has been, you couldn't tell me that I'd be here a few months ago. Let me tell you that All because a nigga put me in the fucking huckle book. What is that? What is it, man? You gotta, you gotta use your imagination on that. But I feel like the people who know girls have been put in the huckle book before. When a nigga has folded you a certain way, that's not a specific way to do it, but when you get folded a certain way and they do it to you a certain way, that is the hucklebutt.
Speaker 2:Look at that logo right there. Tell me you don't see what I was describing to you.
Speaker 1:You're going to have to explain the chat. What you looking at, but do you?
Speaker 2:see it, I get it, okay. So listen, we're at the parking lot. We're in the parking lot at a very, very famous restaurant. Its colors are red and yellow and yellow, and this logo that I'm looking at is yellow. Yeah, but it it's. It's golden. You know, we call it the golden arches. For my fellas, y'all already know what I'm talking about. That's a sign for you. By the way, you need to get that thing. Uh, the golden arches are them legs, them legs. When they're put in a certain way, they look like this logo right here. And for my fellas, y'all know the pov, y'all know, oh, that is nasty and the way he's so eloquently explaining to me.
Speaker 1:We would never get it because we've never been. What did you say you? Never, you've, never, you never had one of these and inserted one of these into one of those they said that we've never, we've never fucked a woman before, so we wouldn't know what that, what that looks like y'all try to y'all try to, but you can never be one of these my, oh my, my sweet little virgin ears and mouth. It just feels so filthy talking about this. Your mouth, my virgin ears and mouth, my sweet little innocence, all right, so look.
Speaker 2:As we close, because we've already given you a lot more than we normally do. We have to end every episode with something to take away. I don't know who wants to go first, but I always have something, so I'ma just chill.
Speaker 1:I guess my best takeaway would be this is for the ladies, though. Your takeaway for the ladies. I feel like this could apply for the ladies and the men, but I feel like, always be yourself Unapologetically, in every facet and every flavor, and the ones that get it Will get it. The ones that don't Will remove themselves.
Speaker 2:I got something for the ladies. Stop looking for your man, stop looking. That's your job. Your job is to be hunted. So be that, because the real boss dudes out here. They're gonna find you, they're gonna change your life and you're gonna be happy and you're gonna be a wife, a little haiku and a little poem for you look at that for the fellas.
Speaker 2:Actually, no, I'm still. I'm still with the ladies. Make your list. I told this to um. I won't say her name.
Speaker 2:I told this to somebody nice young lady and I said what do you want in man? And she started to talk about things that were tangible. But I said make a list of intangible things qualities, characteristics, whatever that you want to be. Actually, I even messed that up. What do you want in a man? Qualities, intangibles, whatever. And then be those things. That's from Steve Harvey. He said this on his show If y'all don know who steve harvey is, you can't sit with us. But she understood then, oh, I just need to be what I want in a man, and then my man will find me and I say, yes, you get it now for the fellas, be everything that you want in a wife for yourself. You have to be selfish, and then you know what? Let me, let me, let me correct myself. If you care to change your life.
Speaker 2:There's a book that says when a man finds a wife, he finds a good thing. I'm not gonna finish the rest of the scripture because I'm quoting it. And um, yeah, that's the message for you, fellas. Get you a wife, but guess what? Get you some money first, and you might feel a little bit different about yourself. You might have a little bit more pepping your step below, swagging your walk, and then, after you get that right, find you a wife, and then everything else will make sense. That's, that's for the fellas. Ladies, be what's on your list, fellas. Get you some money, get you some faith not in that order and then find you a wife. Everything else will be different and it'll change your life. A verse, a message, a bar, and that's it, bro. Y'all don't get nothing else. Y'all got 32 minutes and some changes, some heat I know it's heat you know it's heat.
Speaker 1:It's definitely that me up that's it.
Speaker 2:That's the pod I'm done talking to y'all.
Speaker 1:Y'all are all right, get out of here, you stinking idiots. Bye.
